LIST OF DEMANDS:- MAKE THE STINKY GOATS STOP SMELLING!
- MAKE THE YUCKY POOP STOP SMELLING!
- I WANT REAL WAGES, NOT SALTINES!
- MAKE THE MUD GO AWAY--IT'S MESSY!
- A NEW WHEELBARROW--THE ONE I'M USING ISN'T PRETTY ENOUGH!
- MAKE THE FOG AND RAIN GO AWAY--IT MAKES MY HAIR FRIZZY!
- NEW $90.00 RED MUCK BOOTS THAT I CAN WALK THROUGH CREEKS WITH AND NOT HAVE MY SOCKS GET WET!
- CHANGE JOB DESCRIPTION TO 'SHIT DISTURBER'!
2 comments:
Those are all very reasonable demands. I certainly hope you are able to hold out until management caves!!! Know that your sisters in the "Shit Kickers Union" join you in your struggle!
ONE WORLD ORDER, Ferret! Don't forget it.
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