SHIT SHOVELER'S UNITE

LIST OF DEMANDS:

1. MAKE THE STINKY GOATS STOP SMELLING!
   
2. MAKE THE YUCKY POOP STOP SMELLING!
3. I WANT REAL WAGES, NOT SALTINES!
   
4. MAKE THE MUD GO AWAY--IT'S MESSY!
   
5. A NEW WHEELBARROW--THE ONE I'M USING ISN'T PRETTY ENOUGH!
   
6. MAKE THE FOG AND RAIN GO AWAY--IT MAKES MY HAIR FRIZZY!
7. NEW $90.00 RED MUCK BOOTS THAT I CAN WALK THROUGH CREEKS WITH AND NOT HAVE MY SOCKS GET WET!
8. CHANGE JOB DESCRIPTION TO 'SHIT DISTURBER'!